An All Weather Maid and PA Warning has been issued by the N.C.L.F. (Naomi Campbell Liberation Front)
Nine out of 10 maids agree Naomi will open a can of whup-ass on you — Don’t touch her jeans, chica … She will gnaw through the top of a Campbell’s Soup Can and beat you with the creamy contents.
Naomi Campbell will Opens a Can of Whup-Ass and she won’t run low on supplies — ’cause Naomi has an endless Old Mother-F**ker Hubbard cupboard full of Whupp ASS for this maid and the next maid … and the next … and the next
…’cause She’s Naomi – Bi-yotch — and this is her theme song:
… some say the Devil Wear’s Prada … we say She wears Warhol.