As Tom(Cruise MI: III — in theaters May 5th) and Katie (Holmes : ended up opting for the epidural) cradle their brand new shiny bundle of Suri I can’t help but whonder what are they gazing so raptly up at from behind their picket fence? I keep checking above my own monitor to see if I can catch a glimpse of Thetan Level 3, but all I get is a retina full of screen gleam.
TomKat they see what we can’t.
The ultimate futurist spawn
Burst forth from its pod one bright dawn
Dripping space jelly ooze
Suri TomKat Holmes Cruise
Shall be Hubbard’s Child Empress ‘anon.