Mollygood makes the very cogent point that all humans — irrespective of creed, bend or color — are at least slightly curious about the upcoming naked Natalie Portman in Goya’s Ghosts.
As a public service we provide the global community with their first glimpse of this historic sight.
Gentlemanly Jake Gyllenhaal is there with flowers –
Egotastic reveals today out the whole thing is utter nonsense and its a body double after all … later confirmed by our crack team of image analysis experts … that’s bloody Manet not Goya. Art Historians everywhere heave a sigh of relief. Portman Pervs heave sighs for entirely less admirable reasons.
Peruse the evidence of this shocking fakery and body doublage gone mad revealed below:
Clearly they’ve pasted them in from publicity shots …. Tricky Bastards!
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July 12, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Afternoon Clean Up: We’ll always have an artist’s redition of nude Natalie, if not the real thing
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